Insult of the Week

PUBLISHED FEBRUARY 19

BY: CAPITOL HILL CUBANS



"One major benefit of not being Cuban in Cuba is that you can eat beef. For cows are sacred animals on this island. Beef appears only on the ration books of pregnant women, growing children and those lucky enough to be on special diets."

-- Conde Naste Digital, "Cuba, Now: Sacred Cows, Spit-roasted Pig and Peso Pizza," February 16th, 2011.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Cubans do not have any religious objections to eating beef. This restriction is purely due to the dictatorial whim and inefficiency of the Castro regime.